JourneywomanVulva: The bizarre new fragrance for women
January 16th 2008 04:58
Vulva? Yes, you read that right. A new fragrance that smells like a woman’s vagina has been released (check it out for yourself at www.smellmeand.com) with its creators saying that it works better than the range of pheromones for women that are currently being sold. According to the literature that comes with Vulva, “A team of market researchers and product designers researched the entire range of erotic products available on the market and examined them closely. From this data, they discovered that, while there were fragrances such as pheromones, perfumes and aphrodisiacs on the market designed to make an individual more attractive to others, no product existed which aroused the person’s own sense of smell and pleasure.”
Now this is all well and good, but what woman wants to walk around smelling like a vagina? Not me, that’s for sure, but I suppose it’s a matter of taste. Here’s the best bit: “Scientists’ attempts have been successful at capturing the arousing, milky aroma in small, narrow glass phials. With the help of a long applicator, the precious substance can be applied to the back of the hand… the sense of smell then stimulates the cinematic visions of the imagination. Men can not only satisfy their needs more intensely during self-stimulation but women can also use this erotic substance to intensify the sensation of smell during intercourse.” So it seems men can use this fragrance too – men out there, what do you think? Would you use a product called Vulva on yourself, or would you buy it for your partner? Let me know as this could be cause for some interesting comments.
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Now this is all well and good, but what woman wants to walk around smelling like a vagina? Not me, that’s for sure, but I suppose it’s a matter of taste. Here’s the best bit: “Scientists’ attempts have been successful at capturing the arousing, milky aroma in small, narrow glass phials. With the help of a long applicator, the precious substance can be applied to the back of the hand… the sense of smell then stimulates the cinematic visions of the imagination. Men can not only satisfy their needs more intensely during self-stimulation but women can also use this erotic substance to intensify the sensation of smell during intercourse.” So it seems men can use this fragrance too – men out there, what do you think? Would you use a product called Vulva on yourself, or would you buy it for your partner? Let me know as this could be cause for some interesting comments.
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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I just wonder, are they also going to market PENIS! Or maybe they will call it DICK! Or HEADY DICK! Or COCKY!! Pheromones I read were not effective when used in a blind study, so I doubt this will be any better.
Besides, maybe there is a subtle molecular difference in all our body odours, that actually distinguish us from one another, in which case, if you are not in love with that person, it is possible it could arouse renewed interest, or lose it if you do love your partner.
cheers
fog
Comment by tlcorbin
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Comment by Bryn
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Nuff said.
Comment by PenisHead
I OWN TWO VIALS.
The product is intended for people who enjoy the fragrance of a typical vulva. The scent is usually enjoyed while fantasizing about women, erotically.
A user needs VERY little of the stuff. It smells a LOT like the spice, cumin.
The company has great customer service.
Bottom line people, if you don't like the scent of a woman's vulva, maybe you're a misogynist or you prefer men. No one is forcing you to buy this stuff.
Yes, I've read somewhere the company was developing a male inspired scent.
Comment by Journeywoman
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Raven, yeah I know, it is bizarre and you've probably just given the inventors a new idea!
lol Bryn
PenisHead, are you a rep for the company or something? Hope not. Does Vulva really work well for you? I'll admit that I am ignorant of the product, having never used it. What have your experiences been so far?
Comment by tlcorbin
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As a transitional measure, visit here, RealDoll link, one of these will go well with your, umm vial enhanced perspective.
Comment by LadiesMan217
I have chowed down on many a tasty trollop (and I've come upon a few more that were, well, less than fresh). I have encountered an entire spectrum of feminine odours, ranging from sweet honey to smelt roe to sweaty ass.
Yet, never once have I found any woman's scent remotely similar to the spice cumin! It's admirable that you're trying to engender some support for this product. However, telling me that this Pussy-in-a-Bottle smells like a bowl of chili fails miserably.
-=B
Comment by PenisHead
I have a female fiance. Like many people, she is not with me 100% of the time. Yes, if I could afford it, I would own a Real Doll or some of the fine Japanese made dolls
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So, in lieu of a fine quality doll, I own Cyberskin type adult products.
I defend and applaud the company's attempt at bottling this fragrance and have given my opinion based on my experience with the product and company. I hope my input has satisfied your curiosity (and fulfilled some folks desire to attempt to insult me).
Comment by Raoul Duke
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